Warning

Although An Existential Xmas has proven to be hysterically funny to firmly convinced atheists and persons of strong religious faith, agnostics and persons of tenuous faith have been psychologically traumatized by exposure to these lyrics. The authors themselves have experienced cardiac palpitations in the process of writing some of these songs. Thankfully, what didn’t kill us made us stronger.

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The final sentence of the above paragraph is not to be construed as a warranty to survivors of damages that they will experience any recovery whatsoever from exposure to the contents of this Web site. Amanda Meursalt, Lorelei Roquentin, and The Existential Despair Foundation are not liable for any losses, costs, or duress that may result from exposure to An Existential Xmas.